Why haven't you bought my book yet?
Not to mention Masheka's book.

Online sales have been been much slower than usual, so I'm curious, especially since I've been getting maybe 800 visitors per day, but far fewer book orders than usual, despite the low, low price (a mere $3.80 including shipping--cheaper than a sandwich or a latte). I know you can read my cartoons on this site for free, but SIGNED books make great (did I mention CHEAP) gifts and look lovely on your coffee table or bathroom floor. Plus you will keep me from quitting cartooning and going into the far more lucrative ultra-mean fashion blogging business.

And yes, I will be keeping up this "buy my book" campaign National-Public-Radio style (minus the tote bags) until I break even on printing costs.