New Cartoon: How Much do YOU Love Fascism?
Or: man do I ever hate Condi and Rummy

Yes, it's true--if you don't unequivocally support Bush's oil war, you're a Nazi-loving Al Qaeda butt-kissing slavery-supporting fascist totalitarian commie!

I'm referring, of course, to Donald Rumsfeld's now infamous speech to the American Legion, in which he compared administration critics to Nazi appeasers (see excellent video rebuttal by Keith Olberman). More recently, in an interview with Essence, Condi Rice compared us to slavery apologists:

I'm sure there are people who thought it was a mistake to fight the Civil War to its end and to insist that the emancipation of slaves would hold...

and

I know there were people who said, 'Why don't we get out of this now, take a peace with the South, but leave the South with slaves?'

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