New toons: Freedom, Gay Divorce, Skinny Jeans
Or: I'm not dead, just insanely busy

Apologies to anyone who may have tried to contact me lately, but I'm a bit on the crazy insane busy side. Especially since I'm now drawing 2-3 toons per week. Here are the latest: Fashion editors and the Gap would like everyone to toss your trousers and buy lots of "skinny jeans". Don't believe the hype--this is a trend that only works for certain people. Me, I'll stick to jeans that don't make me look like a tightly-wrapped denim carrot. Did you know? Freedom can be spread on toast! I predict gay marriage will drive this couple to divorce.

P.S. Get your Attack of the 50-Foot Mikhaela T-shirts and/or tank tops while they're hot!